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Successful Poo

The act of going to the toilet and only having to wipe once, the pinnacle of restroom efficiency.

A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)
Buddha - "A successful poo, requires but one section of toilet paper"

or

David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"
by NOOTNOOOT July 3, 2011
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Quick Pop Success

Media made with lower quality and in quicker time, for the sole purpose of getting a profit and sales, typically pop albums. These usually aren’t really that good, making the success short and not much people listen or watch it the year after.
That film was a quick pop success.
Drake’s and Justin Bieber’s albums are quick pop successes.
by Godlys June 3, 2023
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The reason I will not succeed in life

Cute cats and text on pictures is The reason I will not succeed in life
by Robert Shame m.d. May 8, 2013
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Successful

Something that you'll never be because your currently on Urban Dictionary instead of studying for that big exam.
Bill Gates is Successful because he has never heard of Urban Dictionary.
by a Successful person123 June 17, 2020
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Grande Success

The Grande Success is the nickname of the drink rumored to be ordered by Warren Buffett, Jay-Z, and Chad Ochocinco at Starbucks. These very successful people have been commonly linked to their morning beverage preference.
"The best way to be head and shoulders above the rest, is by starting your day with a Grande Success."
by Sbux Barista December 31, 2011
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Succeed

To reach your goals.
by Mondstar August 10, 2017
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succeedophile

a person who loves to succeed. Seen being said by Shaquille Fraser on bad education
person 1: what is your best characteristic?

person 2: I'm a Succeedophile and you better put me on the goddamn register because I WILL reoffend
by tthotianaa February 14, 2020
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