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i reject your reality and substitute it with my own

a one liner comeback that basically means that you're right and the other person is wrong. the 'realities' being the varying opinions in the argument/conversation

i reject your reality and substitute it with my own (i refuse to accept that you are right so i will change your point to mine)
teacher: i told you yesterday what the homework was. why isnt it done
student: you didnt tell me, therefore i do not know
teacher: why has everyone else done it then?
student: i reject your reality and substitute it with my own ;)
teacher: /mindfuck
by llamasareoverrated August 13, 2011
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A "Greg Scott" Substitution

Whilst playing Fifa online, pretending to make a substitution then quitting due to being one or more goals behind.
I was beating him 1-0 with 5 minutes left to go and he made "A "Greg Scott" Substitution"
by SomeRangersFan April 11, 2009
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substitution

5 foot Jen is paying for her college through substitution.
by Lori-Ann January 29, 2008
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substitute cheese

Something that McDonald's puts on their hamburgers instead of real cheese. Is made out of palm oil and does not really has a flavor but melts very well and is very, very cheap.
Customer; "I would like a nice juicy McHamburger with Cheddar cheese"
Nutritionist; "Actually, that's not cheese. It's substitute cheese. It just looks like cheese"
by Ronald Mac Donald October 20, 2008
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Substitute swear word

Any word or phrase that is used in place of a swear word or swear phrase or other frowned-upon word or phrase. Common examples of this include heck for the word hell, pecker for the word dick, butt for the word ass, what the fudge for the phrase what the fuck, what the heck or what the hedge for the phrase what the hell, and so forth.

Words and phrases like these are commonly used in front of children by parents or family members when they would otherwise use a swear word. There are many such words or phrases, sometimes having been in use for generations, others more recently invented.
Heck is such a substitute swear word for hell
by Duraiken December 2, 2010
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Substitute Driver

A school bus driver different from your usual one. Commonly not very good at their job, or with no idea how to use the GPS.
"this substitute driver is completely inept"
by Beholderface September 26, 2017
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meat substitute

A realistic dildo, veins and all are included
You shouldnt be able to tell the difference between a meat substitute and the real thing.
Jim "Jenni where is your meat substitute ?"
Jenni "it's in the drawer"
by Bubza101 December 11, 2017
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