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Strumpet Crumpet

Strumpet Crumpet A hottie and great in bed
That Strumpet Crumpet is hot and sexy
Strumpet Crumpet by VileGay September 20, 2023

Trumpet Strumpet 

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.
Trumpet Strumpet by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

Butt Strumpet

A hooker or slut who likes getting fucked up the ass.
She's such a Butt Strumpet, dang, her arse sounds like a butt trumpet when she walks through town.
Butt Strumpet by Shit_4_Brains September 13, 2007

Trump Strumpet 

N.) Trump Strumpet

1.)A usually over the hill fangirl of "The Donald". Positively rabid over their Cheeto dusted golden god.

A Trump groupie. Honestly, the worst damn kind.

2.) A female Trump groupie that would get on her knees and visit the Mushroom Kingdom the very second "Don"Juan dumb shit vocalized anything remotely sounding like words.

3.) A trump supporter that has sexual fantasies about a wig wearing Cheeto and believes anything he says. Generally dumb as a brick.
Jesus Christ Karen stop being such a "Trump strumpet." You're 63, not even in his age range. You want to make America great again? Put your goddamn titty away.
Trump Strumpet by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

Media Strumpet 

Someone who always knows where the TV cameras or other media devices are at all times and always makes sure they are noticed by them. Examples would be celebrities, politicians or sports figures. that have nothing of importance to say, but always make sure they wind up on-camera as often as they can. An individual of former importance that panders to the camera or other media devices to make sure they are seen despite their irrelevance today. Synonym: Attention Strumpet

The term strumpet originally meant a female prostitute, or a lady of "questionable" character. Media or Attention Strumpet includes members of both sexes who crave media attention
"The former vice-presidential candidate continues to inanely talk about things (s)he knows nothing of. (S)he is nothing but an attention strumpet."

" That football player is a giant media strumpet. He knows where the cameras are at all times and makes sure he is noticed by them. "

Hot strumpet 

like a crumpet but hotter and more slutty
she's a real hot strumpet
Hot strumpet by jaffaw July 14, 2009