Steam Powered Giraffe

A group of performing automatons that currently include:

Hatchworth

The Spine

Rabbit

Past Members Include:

The Jon

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"Once called the 8th 1/2 Wonder of the World, Colonel Walter's Steam Powered Robots are a technological marvel that has astounded the world for generations!

Created in 1896 by Colonel P. A. Walter I, these robots still run off their original steam powered engines and artificial intelligence. But you'll find no generic boilers or clockwork brains in these robots! How their steam-driven power supplies function is a secret that the Walter family holds close, and those who have tried have ultimately met disastrous outcomes.

Today the robots are all refurbished with better plating, rubber buffers, and hydraulic tubing. New parts have replaced any old ones that have worn and torn over the centuries, but the robots all retain their original chassis, and are vintage relics of unmatched engineering.

Of all the Walter robots the most popular are the ones who currently perform in the band Steam Powered Giraffe, whose namesake comes from Walter's first robot, a giant mechanical giraffe."

Their latest album is called The 2cent Show and is available for purchase on their website. (Give it a trial listen on the main page! free!)

"Say, what is that angelic metallic sound?"

"Its 'The Suspender Man' by Steam Powered Giraffe!"

"What a crazy name, but heck, I'll give em' a try!"

by Jaundice Pohaku November 7, 2012

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steam train

A short shimme followed by a gentle moan, performed by a female after a particularly intense lip engagement. Females will not perform a "steam train" at the beginning of their menstrual cycle

"Yo bro, that encounter was so intense she steam trained like an elephant!"
"She didn't steam train last night, what did i do wrong?"

by Derrick Ohio February 25, 2021

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Winston Steam Chapel

A prank or act of revenge by taking a dump in ones dryer (with or without clothes in) and turning it on, then causing a horrific wreaking stench to travel throughout their house in just minutes. this is done without them having prior knowledge, of course.

"donnie has really been getting on my nerves lately, i think i'm going to drop a Winston Steam Chapel while he's out of town over the weekend"

by baby farks August 11, 2009

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Clam Steam

when a the woman queefs in your face releasing a hot steam from her vagina directly in your face

Last night I gave my wife a hot josh, she returned the favor with a clam steam.

Her clam steam fogged my glasses, i like it.

by Who8that January 13, 2012

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Steam Rich

Term used to describe someone that has immense wealth on the gaming platform, "Steam," more so than their actual real world wealth, and fails to realize that it has no actual monetary value.

Gaben was late on his rent for the third month in a row, but he did not care, because he is Steam Rich, and could give his landlord as many $400 Karambit Fades as he wants, assuming his landlord plays Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, and would accept them as payment.

by Foof811 August 22, 2014

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