strap-on dementia

A severe mental disease which causes lesbians who can't come out of the closet to go nuts.

Joe... I'm telling ya, that old man hatin'bitch has lost her mind.

Rodney... Classic case of strap-on dementia dude.

by wmawnmo April 6, 2013

strap-on keyboard

Same as keytar. Small keyboard or synthesizer, worn on the strap, similar to guitar.

Used by heavy metal keyboardists to do all sorts of #musical masturbation.

Jordan Rudess fucked my ears with his strap-on keyboard solo

by dildo777 July 3, 2018

strap-on tits

A Wonderbra or similar brassiere, so called because it makes breasts far more apparent to the viewer than when it is not worn.

girl1: you buying that dress for your date tonight?
girl2: probably, but I'll need strap-on tits for the full effect.

by mistertea November 27, 2006

Strap on the feed bag

Giving a woman oral pleasure or eating the box.

Well, it was my wife's birthday I had to strap on the feed bag.

by Mo Trim August 29, 2013

strap on a pair

Strap on a pair, such as a pair of testicles. (bravery?)
if you have a pair strapped on, people might call you arrogant
hey, you might even be arrogant for strapping them on in the first place :)

and I strongly believe it
strap on a pair and tell everyone to get fucked

by emma May 11, 2004

Strap on orgy

An orgy in which women fuck men and some times other women in the ass or pussy if a woman ect. with a strap on. And then the men can take off there strap ons and fuck them ect.

John told me about that strap on orgy.

by Deep blue 2012 December 16, 2009

strap-on baseball

A lesbian baseball game or lesbian softball game played on city parks and school fields mostly around Vancouver BC.

I went to the ballpark today to watch some little league, but there was strap-on baseball.

by goyouho May 23, 2016