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Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Note: "flopping a straight" can have multiple connotations. In poker, it refers to a situation where a player makes a straight using the first three community cards (the flop). In "poke her", it retains the above definition.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
by Chonky December 9, 2008
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Fit For a Straight Jacket

(Person) ate his own shit. Therefore, he is fit for a straight jacket.
by Beauxgrass September 19, 2009
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Straight up a ho

A subset example of the affects of stripper mentality. Usually a woman who as a stripper became accustomed to making ungodly amounts of money in short time spans. In the process draining men of their possessions and bank accounts. However, now as age has taken hold and beauty has faded she resorts to the oldest make a buck profession. That's right, massage with a happy ending.
Dude: Jake, what's up with your girls mom? She be suddenly frontin a lot of money and new stuff. What gives?

Jake: She's straight up a ho! Giving lonely old men happy ending massages and telling them what they want to hear.
by T_rump_supporter July 17, 2016
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a straight bitch

Usually a female who is undeniably a bitch from anyone's perspectives
*Zara walks by group of boys*
Boy1: Dude, Zara is a straight bitch
Boy2: You can say that again
by Applekid123 December 17, 2016
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Are you a straight up cuzz

A different way of asking someone if there for real
Guy1"Oh my fucking god i just got hit by 20 trucks"
Guy2"Are you a straight up cuzz"
Rhinoese"nah i dont think he is"
Guy2"ohk what the heaven"
by Hunter williams August 23, 2009
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Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
by Chonky December 9, 2008
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a straight

A pre-rolled cigarette that comes in a pack of 10 or 20
by KaboomBehave October 22, 2015
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