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stressles

'AAAAAA exams are so soon... feelin stressles'
by potato lawdd September 19, 2018
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stresseflis

When someone are on a mission to buy weed or hash for you, it's polite to give them some of the stash as payment for the job. This little part is the stresseflis.
Her er bønna di, kan du bite av ei lita stresseflis til meg?
by Mr. Skywalker March 23, 2010
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Stresseder

Man 1 - Ive got a load on
Man 2 - Want a hug?
Man 1 - No that will make me more stresseder.
by one4se7en February 12, 2014
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stressed

Since I'm stressed I'll buy some desserts.
by ZariSomar April 17, 2020
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stresserated

being stressed and frustrated at the same time.
Being late to work and not able to find a parking spot caused her to become stresserated.
by erin October 24, 2004
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TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED

10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
person1: i think my family is stressed
person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
person1: got it from this list called top 10 signs your family is stressed
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009
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stressplexion

undesirable skin condition usually heightened by the anxiety of a romantic encounter with a much coveted object of desire. Has the unfortunate and circular result of causing further anxiety and almost certain date-failure. Usually far less hideous to all except individual bearing said stressplexion
Nadine sent Matt a text message pleading stomach flu, then spent the rest of the day bemoaning her stressplexion's ongoing destruction of her dating life.
by mandy-louise April 6, 2007
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