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toilet bowl stout

The brown water or piss or liquid shit that comes out of your ass, Brown in the toilet bowl like stout beer is brown in your glass hence the name toilet bowl stout.
Im not drinking that stuff again, I been pissing out of my ass all day long i made more toilet bowl stout than arthur guiness made beer
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com January 21, 2008
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Imperial stout

A form of beer, specifically a stout, brewed incredibly strong so as to survive long sea journeys.

It is 10% alcohol, jet black, consistency of cough syrup, and tastes almost exactly like chewing tobacco. Served at room temperature. Beer as man was meant to drink.

By the time you get one glass down you're half-buzzed, your tastebuds are dead and you're not hungry for dinner anymore.

In short, it is the only true Man Beer in the world and will put some hair on your ass.
by Carlysle T. Rocquefort May 18, 2010
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Stout Complaint

Lucas John "Luke" Helder (born May 5, 1981) also known as the Midwest Pipe Bomber, is an American domestic terrorist and former University of Wisconsin–Stout student from Pine Island, Minnesota. In 2002, while attending the University of Wisconsin–Stout, Helder planned to plant pipe bombs in mailboxes across the United States to create a smiley face shape on the United States map.
Less than a year after a University of Wisconsin-Stout student was charged with planting pipe bombs in mailboxes, a second UW-Stout student faces criminal charges related to the devices. The 19-year-old student was charged Monday with possessing explosives after being found with 11 pipe bombs in his dorm room.
"If I had a nickel for every time a Stout engineering student made Stout Complaints, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice"
"Don't get so heated you send a Stout Complaint"
"Some diabolical separatist organizations sent Stout Complaints to their opponents"
"There are tutorials on building Stout Complaints which I wholeheartedly disavow."
by fortnitegameing April 13, 2023
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mr. curtis stout

a lonely man with a bad sense of style gets no bitches and beats his meat to pictures of fruit his wife is cheating on him and he is unaware that he has no life
dont be such a mr. curtis stout
by da savage god 2 October 18, 2017
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Boy Scout Rule of D's

This is a rule established on Comedy Central's show, Workaholics, that states when you accidentally see another man's penis, the only way to restore order to the universe is to show him your dick as well.
Then you have both seen each other's penises and you can go on living your daily in peace once again.
Adam: Hey Blake, where you going with no pants on?
Blake: Oh, I accidentally saw Montez's penis yesterday, so I'm gunna go show him my dick to restore balance to the universe.
Adam: Ahh, the Boy Scout Rule of D's, have fun.
by mermaidcat May 17, 2011
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rabbi's tout

Pulling your pud inside your loose basketball shorts while losing the game.
Todd pulled a rabbi's tout on the bench.
by Silky Wang October 23, 2019
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Cameron Stout

A person that is better than you at partying. He gets awesome.
"Cameron Stout is a way better partier than me."
by gettingawesome October 22, 2011
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