snootch to the nootch

Term made popular in films by director Kevin Smith by the character Jay; means of denoting the lightheartedness of a comment or joke. Also, a general exclamation.

"Man, I totally had sex with your mom. Snooch to the Nooch!"

by Musasa May 4, 2005

Scootch

A unit of measure - the distance a dog can drag it's butt across the floor. This term can thus be used to describe any short distance.

"Can you move over a scootch or two?"

"I think they are several scootches ahead of us"

"Wow! look how far Rover scootched on the new rug!"

by Posing A Threat September 21, 2009

imma shootchoo

A warning, generally said in a low whisper and accompanied by a fingergun, that should be used in place of the brandishing of an actual firearm.

Why you lookin' at me, Lo? Imma shootchoo if you don't quit, son.

by J. Azam March 28, 2007

Spootch

Semen, spunk, schpunkern, tadies,sperm, goo, cream

I deposited a wadload of spootch on my bitch's face

by Splurter December 8, 2003

scootching

when a dog rubs his ass along the ground after pooping.

My dog scoothes along the floor leaving skid marks behind.

by mary ann August 17, 2003

Skootchy

Is a mix between a skank and a hootchy.

Damn that bitch is a Skootchy

by Dapengi March 26, 2009

Stooch

The Omniword. Can mean anything in any context.

Did you hear the Stooch (Tea)?

STOOCH (damn)!

That guy is a Stooch.

by Echonian September 20, 2018