Stoolie

An employee who is assigned to paperwork, whom sits in a chair (stool) for his employment in a usually physical career such as policework, military, or construction. The assignment of stoolie comes usually as a repremansion resulting from disorderly or otherwise reprehensible actions in the field.

Yeah, McCain used to be deployed in Korea until he started that carrier fire that killed 27. Now he's a stoolie.

by TheLinguisticScientist July 26, 2018

Stoolie

Stoolie when one is acting like a moron as intelligent as shit (stool sample).

Did you take out that hot bitch last night and you were to afraid to fuck her . Way to go stoolie you will never get that chance again!

by Banging Head August 6, 2018

stoololagist

The study of soft shit

I think my shit is to soft, come see me for I am a stoololagist

by The Bobby Brown April 21, 2022

stoolism

When a guy nicknamed barstool sends mildly racist SNL jokes into a gc

Man barstool came in hot with some stoolism today

by Barsteezy November 18, 2022

Stooliganz

1. A very specific type of Twizzla, but for "fans" of Alla Xul Elu. A.X.E. is well respected by many horrorcore fans due to the independent nature of their come up, and is less respected by other due to associating with MNE / Psychopathic Records drama.

2. A term used online by A.X.E. fans for posers within their own camp.

1.
A: Yo, what's with that Twizzla chick that's always bumpin' The Trunk by A X E?
B: That one of Stooliganz, not a genuine fan of anything. A total S.H.A.R.K. She went to drug bridge at The Gathering. The clowns would say she "tent hops" for a living, and has kids she can't take care of at all..

C: Ayy, that's fucked up. Little Emo ass invading an insane Camp like Xul. Sob story, cryin' ass bitch. No wonder local Gs ain't showin' up for free shows, and we stuck with A lice infestation in lala-land.
2.
A. Yo, why didn't you show up to the free show?
B. Sorry fam, I didn't know we were still going. I told you I had a date tonight.
A. We had tickets for ya girl too, y'all Stooliganz I swear..

by KLEOKRUCIFIXATION March 31, 2023

Stooligans

Derogatory term for "Xuligans", weirdo fanbase of some cringe rap group a.x.e. Started as one guy pretending to be three different guys.

Those Stooligans are the most annoying crack addicts in Portsmouth, OH. Billy won't stop selling them that shit.

by Va11is Manson 11:11 April 29, 2024

Bar stooling

Where you snort coke off of a prostitutes dick

Bro Johnathan went and bar stooling last night

by Conor weiner June 10, 2019