Stonk

A heavy artillery bombardment.

A mortar stonk

by LucyB_ March 3, 2023

stonk on

Refering to an insanely erect male penis!!

I had an absolute stonk on!! It was uncontrolable!!

by Genoa II December 24, 2007

Stonk Donkler

A friend being stupid at the bar. Could be from being drunk or just being a tool.

Dude, quit being a stonk donkler and order me a beer!

by infiltrator June 5, 2009

stonk hoopa

An intensely erotic position in which a female places her head inside the rectum of a elephant while a male, or other female with a strap-on, penetrates her from behind.

Don't let Cindy go to the circus! She'll want to perform a stonk hoopa.

by mwheele2 May 4, 2008

StonK'd

Becoming so overly caffinated that your body reacts as if to be high or drunk.

"Dude, you must be StonK'd from drinking so much Starbucks last night."

"WHAT??? oh my god..... do you see that? over there? whooaaahhh......"

by fangirl812 July 16, 2009

Stonk On

An insanely hard morning wood that won't go down

Sharpie - "Oi wid I had a right stonk on this morning"

Wid- "Nah that's a walnut no wonder she won't put out"

by Sharpie&Wid February 26, 2018

Stonk the Minecraft

To fire artillery on a naval mine ship

Commander, we need to stonk the minecraft!

by bigtony762 February 3, 2023