The Stoner's Haircut

The act of burning the hair on your pointer finger while attempting to light a bowl of Marijuana.

Ouch! I burned my finger. Ah dude, you totally just got The Stoner's Haircut!

by Christine O'Donnell January 18, 2011

A Stoner's Riddle

While a riddle is a sentence that you need to decipher to find the meaning. A Stoner's Riddle is where you just need to remember what the hell you were talking about less than 30 seconds ago!

Davey: What was I just talking about?
Becky: Shit, can't remember. It's a Stoner's Riddle Davey!
Davey: Hahaha

by Becky & Davey December 21, 2021

Schrödinger's Stoner

Someone who decides whether or not weed is addictive based on whether or not they need it.

Kyle: "James, you smoke weed too much. You're probably addicted."
James: "Nah bro weed isn't addictive bro. I can stop at any time I want to."

*4 hours later*

James: "I am going through a mildly stressful event that will probably resolve itself in the near future. I really need to go smoke."
Kyle: "You're a Schrödinger's Stoner, James."

by urwifesboyfriend June 14, 2021

Stoner Smile

The big giant smile on your face that you get after you smoke some good weed and you're feelin reallllly nice.

Jamie: Hey man..Im feelin reallly nice right now..let's put on some music.

Steven:Okayyyy I'll do thatt (stoner smile)

by 420Chick July 15, 2009

Stoner Scat

The tobacco dumped out the window from a cigar to smoke weed out of (known as a blunt.) Usually found in parkinglots.

You step out of your car and see a pile of tobacco on the ground and say to your buddy, "hey look at that Stoner Scat"

by curley hutto December 3, 2005

Stoner Shits

The large shit or shits you take the following morning after getting stoned and eating an excessive amount of delicious food.

Sarah did you get the stoner shits too!? haha We ate WAY to much food last night.

by Quinzilla January 23, 2011

Stoner Swag

Swag Aura emitting from a chill toker, a person with stoner swag is very chill and usually baked, likes to thinks things through, is not a stupid stoner, but an educated smoker, moves in smooth motions, listens to all the best music, usually care free and really laid back.

Guy1: That dude over there tokin up

Guy2: What about him?

Guy1: He's got some serious stoner swag.

by cannabinoidz420 September 4, 2011