Stoic

A person with an inability to give a fuck.

Jess: We need to break up…

John: Fine.

Jess: ?

Jesse: Aren’t you mad???

John: Nah.

John is a true stoic.

by Can’tThinkOfAName May 16, 2023

Stoic

The act of getting drunk, a party that contains alcohol or, a better state of mind than usual.

“Dude are you going to the party tonight?”
“Ya, i’m gonna be stoic asf”

by nothome June 10, 2022