stoplight stalker

this is done when you either pull more forward than you normally would, or stop sooner than normal at a light in order to gain better position to see a hot chick in the car next to you.

i almost caused an accident earlier while doing a stoplight stalker. this chick was hot though.

by tony brian August 9, 2010

steeli

A crazy beautiful girl who is a total keeper. Always in the right place at the right time, and never afraid to wait things out. Falls in love rather slowly, but only because she's waiting on the perfect guy. An amazing friend, and always caring, she's one of the best people you'll ever meet

"Bro, who's that?"
"She's a total Steeli."

by Theoneandonlymclovin March 4, 2015

Stoolish

Feculent, likened to the consistency, texture, color, odor of fecal material.

She's still draining something that is stoolish. -Doc in ICU

by Dr. RR November 25, 2015

Stoolied

Intense intoxication via alcohol / drugs. Still conscious but past the point of maintaining any normal motor functions and verging on blacking out.

" Hey man, you goin' to that party at Melissa's this weekend? "

"Of course! Gonna get absolutely fuckin' stoolied mate!"

by OniBee September 18, 2020

The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist

This is a sexual activity where a male buys a Shamrock Shake from McDonalds, which is basically a McFlurry which is defined by McTwist and the Shamrock Shake being a neon green color is defined by the Neon in the title. Then the male puts his penis inside of the Shamrock Shake for as long as he likes and then slowly pulls it out leaving neon Shamrock Shake residue on his penis. He then performs intercourse until the girl screams because she is bleeding. The color of blood, red, is the Stoplight color telling you to stop.

Last night we performed The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist in my car, it was messy.

by Brant Sucker July 7, 2010

Stoolie

A Stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. The Stoolie demographic tends to consist of college aged or post-college aged males who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going to class or working. Stoolies are active participants of the site and contribute to the site's success. Stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and Stoolies email "smokes", blog ideas, and other content that bloggers share. Though Stoolies are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. Always brutally honest, Stoolies rate the quality of individual blogs, "wake-ups", celebrity asses, and the overall quality of bloggers themselves. In addition, Stoolies have been known to cause controversy on the site. Once, Stoolies came up with the conspiracy theory that one blogger, "neil" was actually a fictional creation of El Presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil's name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers (especially himself). This conspiracy theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where Stoolies demanded a video or picture of neil be posted on the site to confirm his existence.
Although Stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings Stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, Stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.

From barstool comment section: "My boss just caught me trying to guess Rachel Bison's ass and is having barstool blocked from my computer...turns out the IT guy is a fellow Stoolie and will be blocking "barstoolsport.com". Fuckin' Stoolies everywhere man, this bitch cant hold me down."

KFC: "The Stoolies are an interesting breed."

Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!"
El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck up."

by stoolies4lyfe April 28, 2013

Steelie

Rainbow trout (steelhead)

First one to catch a steelie has to buy the patron shots at slappy's!

by Severance April 21, 2009