Stoeckl

blond haired homo whose soul purpose is to piss you off with unfunny jokes.

That Ian kid is such a stoeckl. With his dyed hair and faggy voice.

by BlueberryYumYumTastesSoGood January 18, 2011

Coon's toe

A measurement used to compare the size of something to the size of a toe, specifically a black person's toe.

Guy1, "I shot that sign with my gun, it made such a big whole."
Guy2, "Ya right, that whole was no bigger than a Coon's Toe."

by Lnigga November 9, 2007

stoem

a stoem is a hybrid between a story and a poem

"Okay class, in this assignment, you will all be writing personal stoems."

by themistbeatboxer June 10, 2018

The Goat's Toe

The bee's knees or the cat's pyjamas

Gee whizz, these pot drugs are the goat's toe!

by Rougeboosh March 31, 2015

STUB ONE'S TOE

the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.

Did you smell Jake this morning? The sumbitch must have "stubbed his toe."

by weave March 27, 2003

martinelli's toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe.

"Hey look, you have a martinelli's toe!"

by nanobot95 September 8, 2010

Stoeckl

A group of folk who love to party. They can often be seen in the woods near Allegany. They sometimes wear clothes. They never sleep. Their specialty is Hungarian Goulash. A rare breed indeed.

Rebecca: Hey I'm heading out to hang with the Stoeckl's!!

Tony: Hells YEAH!!! I'm in!!

by TimesNewRebecca January 26, 2009