stitch that

Exclamation by a Jock Scotsman while he head butts someone.

Jock shouted "stitch that Jimmy!" as he nutted him.

by F A B Scott August 1, 2007

Extra Stitch

After a woman has given birth it is common for the man to ask the doctor if he could, "give her an EXTRA STITCH down there".

A mythical stitch to make a womans vagina tighter after giving birth.

In homosexual relationships, an extra stitch for a loose asshole.

Honey, do you think our insurance will cover the, "extra stitch".

Hey, Doc, can you give her an, "extra stitch".

by charles balls February 28, 2011

Stitch

(noun) A cute and cuddily alien fiend who is often seen carrying multiple firearms. He has a friend who has the same name as a Linux bootloader.

Wow...Stitch is SOO cool, he is the first thing Disney got right in a long ass time.

by Tehl337 April 25, 2004

Pic Stitch

A collage of two or more images, usually brought together symmetrically to create a single picture. Can be used to demonstrate visually how someone or something has changed over time.

Check out this pic stitch of Jimmy. He's dropped a lot of weight this year!

by D.S. Credito September 9, 2016

love stitch

An extra stitch when closing the vagina's wounds (after giving birth). Makes it tighter.

I asked the doc to put in a love stitch so things would tighten up down there.

by Voxel January 12, 2006

stitch

A little, blue alien often mistaken for a dog or koala. He has spines on his back, an extra pair of arms, and two antenae. Is fluffy. Often heard quoting "I'm okay, i'm fluffy"

Stitch is one fluffy muther fucker you don't want to mess with. Without him, disney channel wouldn't exist.

by 07pr12 October 25, 2010

Rip and Stitch

To engage in unlubricated anal sex aka dry crack with a male with a large engorged cock that is too big for the rose bud and the penetration results in a rip or tear in the sphincter that requires sutures from a medical professional.

Frank: Hey Carl. How was your date with Sonja? Did you get some ass?
Carl: Yea braaaaaa. I got some dat ass. Tore it up.

Frank: Yea?
Carl: Yea. Her as was so tight ended up with a Rip and Stitch. Three hours at the ER last night.

Frank: Ouch!

by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2014