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bitches gonna get stitches

a phrase used when some ho steps out of her bounds - connoting the use of violence to mediate disputes.
Person 1: Karen just slept with Sarah's man.
Person 2: Oh no she di'n't!
Sarah: Bitches gonna get stitches!
by Tank Morris and Clutch Kerley January 12, 2004
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Stittsville

A small town located in the outskirts of Ottawa. Predominately populated with upper-middle class Whites, there are eight Black people. The town is populated with: hockey players, Lululemon wearers, characters who enjoy spending time at Tim Horton's & McDonald's on Friday nights, wive's who spend their husband's money (and like to think they look good doing it), driver's of unnecessarily large automobiles, and sadly, people who will soon become trapped in this "God-forsaken wasteland" (as to which it was referred by it's founder Jackson Stitt in the 1850's).
"Hello, nice to meet you. I'm from Stittsville, you may refer to me as a Stitts-villian if you wish".

"Let's go to Stitts-Vegas"!
by A proud Stitts-villian February 28, 2011
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Stitcha

A British slang term for a really smoke-filled gravity bong. Mostly used in the Stanley/Durham area.
“Seen all the smoke in there lad?”

“Aye mate it’s a proper stitcha that, looks like swamp”
by Ghandi’s Mam January 24, 2019
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tot-stitute

A child, typically a toddler, dressed up in full formal wear and heavy make-up looking like a prostitute and competing in a beauty pageant.
The winner of that toddler beauty pageant looked like a tot-stitute!
by MommaH August 18, 2009
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in stitches

laughing uncontrollably, laughing hysterically
That joke I saw online left me in stitches.
by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2009
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Stitch Roll

by a babies goad April 20, 2017
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NORMA STITS

meaning 'normous tits or no mistakes. scottish people tend to take offense to this remark
Scottish person: So ya want a pizza now do ya?
Other person:My name is Norma
Scottish Person: Norma what?
Other person: Norma Stits
Scottish Person: norma stits, norma STITS! IM GONNA CATCH YA WEE VARMET!!
by Ener-2 March 16, 2009
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