A: Guess what?!
B: What?!
A: Last night my car was stolen, anyway, misfortunes never come singly, I lost my wallet today.
B: What?!
A: Last night my car was stolen, anyway, misfortunes never come singly, I lost my wallet today.
by Nabeel, January 15, 2008
Get the misfortunes never come singly mug.when a nappy headed hoodrat combs or brushes their baldheaded rough hair into a little ass ponytail that looks like the rubberband could fly off any second cause it won't give up that tiny piece of shit for nothing.
Shanicia had to comb her little rough dry mess of a hair into a stingy ponytail cause her shit is fucked up.
by bam bam boy August 26, 2008
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A state of mind, or inner peace, where everything becomes clear and works perfectly without interruption. But at the same time, causes havok with others.
"Mother fucking stinglock!"
by ckyduff August 4, 2007
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A stingy bitch is someone who has no desire to or finds it extremely hard to share, especially when it comes to food. Those of you out there know who you are.
"Hey Shaquila, can I have some of your yum yum?"
"No, hoe!"
"Allow it."
"Bitch, I said NO!"
"Oh wow, you're such a stingy bitch."
"No, hoe!"
"Allow it."
"Bitch, I said NO!"
"Oh wow, you're such a stingy bitch."
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