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Stiff Richard

Short for a hard cock. A stiffy. A hard on. A boner. A stiff Dick.
Let's hit the bar tonight braaaahh. Sorry dude. I'm handing out at home. Rachel wants to visit with stiff Richard and imma hit it good.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017
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Sly Stiff

An erection acquired against one's will, usually at a very inconvenient time.
Guy #1
"Oh my, look at ol' Brett Hallacy. What a bulge!"

Guy #2
"Looks like he just popped a sly stiff!"
by SlyDawg69 January 21, 2010
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the stanford

To do the stanford you have to hang around members of the opposite sex, and make sure they are drunk. When they are suitably drunk, you take advantage of them, and later claim to have been equally if not more drunk.
Will: Man, I need some gash.
Mark: Me too, but getting girls is such effort.
Will: F**** it, lets do the stanford!
Mark: Hell yeah!
by Conman the Barbarian June 22, 2008
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seinfolding

girl: "What are you guys doing tonight?"
guy: "We're not sure yet, as of now, Seinfolding."
girl: "No wonder you guys never get laid!"
by JavidF January 16, 2007
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stiff cheddar

An old Australian idiom meaning "tough luck" or "that's too bad"
It is mainly said when something bad has happened to someone and to show you have no sympathy for them
Similar to Stiff cheese
...and if you don't like sport, stiff cheddar!
by stiffcheddargt March 15, 2011
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Spinflation

When the rate of inflation in a given country increases uncontrollably, but the media and politicians spin the story to say that the economy and people of said country are thriving.
Politician: “In the last 19 months we have worked together to make this country more affordable for all citizens…”
Media: “It truly is incredible how the President continues to decrease costs for the average citizen — all in less than 2 years!”

Average Citizen 1: “Bro, what are they talking about?! I pay a higher price for gas, water, electric, and food just about every month!”
Average Citizen 2: “This is just a textbook example of spinflation.”
by 5ryguy5 April 26, 2023
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Going to Stanford

Generally used to describe urination; however, "going to Stanford" is increasingly popular as a euphemism for defecation.

Origin: Conceived as a method to simultaneously mock the concept of school rivalry and show distaste for opponents of increasing social welfare, "going to Stanford" received pop culture status after acts bearing its name were committed at the university's graduate school of business in 2007.
"Sometimes I think kidney stones are God's punishment for those who take going to Stanford for granted."
by treehuggerno1 January 6, 2008
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