And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping

The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.

-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.

by FIRC August 11, 2014

stewardesseses

The ACTUAL longest word you can type using only your left hand.

"I want to be a stewardesseses when I grow up."

by The Twigster June 1, 2005

John Stewart

1) The african-american green lantern.
2) An annoying misspelling of Jon Stewart, host of the daily show.

John Stewart's portrayal in the Justice League cartoon was probably the best of any green lantern. DC characters can be deep, sometimes.

by birdboy2000 July 4, 2005

French Stewart

When someone is giving you a rim job and you fart into their mouth causing them to pucker up their face resembling actor French Stewart

Man, I was eating this chick's ass and she farted, it tickled a bit and I felt my face pucker up and when I caught sight of myself in the mirror I looked like French Stewart from 3rd Rock with my pursed eyes and mouth.

by Lohn Jithgow August 3, 2012

Bar Steward

A way of gettin away with calling someone a bastard in polite company, like in front of your Mum.

He's a complete Bar Steward!

by ..WiL May 25, 2005

flaming stewart

the exact moment when you throw up and shit yourself at the same time, usually happens when you drink margaritas and eat school sour cream,

damn dude at this party this weekend i had a flaming stewart, dude thats not cool, not cool at all

by Villiam November 2, 2006

Marsha Stewart

A person who is extremely prone to excessive sweating from their asshole to their taint. Leaving their asshole swamped resembling a marshy biome.

"Yo, Jon is such a Marsha Stewart!"

by Shitcakedasshairs August 30, 2018