dick stapler

Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum

Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

Stead

Slang for huge dick. No, you don't me. I mean a HUGE dick. I mean take this ungodly lump of flesh right? Drop it, and you will cause another earthquake that'll send Haiti back to the stone age. But seriously, if you have a 'Stead' you can use it as a pole vault, to turn of your lights, to steal chips in stores and to look at answers from across the room during a test. They should rename the word kilometer to stead, because it's the same length.

Guy runs up and punches a guy with a 'Stead'

Guy: HAHAHA I punched you and you wont catch me cause I'm driving away in my car!

*drives*

Guy with a 'Stead' takes off his pants and uses his huge ass dick to pick up the car and throw it.

Guy with Stead: FUCK YA!

by hacwan74 April 11, 2010

Stapp Speak

Talking or singing like Scott Stapp, the lead singer of post grunge band Creed. There are three basic guidelines for proper Stapp Speak:

1) the mouth must be shaped to pronounce "R" at all times. 2) The last vowel of most words the Stapp Speaker uses must be substituted with "errah", "err", or "eeya". Translated into Stapp Speak: Therrah lerrast vowerrl errahf merahst werrahds therrah Sterrahp Speakerrah userrahs merrust berrah substituterrahed with "errah", "err", or "eeya". This rule may be omitted to certain words by the Stapp Speaker's own judgment. 3) When all else fails, just make it sound stupid.

Singing in this voice can at worst lead to vocal damage and at best make everyone hate your band.

In Stapp Speak: Can you terrahk me higherah? To a plerrce werrah blernd merrahn serrah?

by Nick Elward December 6, 2010

Da Stead

A hood in Nassau, Long Island( Hempstead,Long Island

I'm from Da Stead nigga

by Pop$ May 14, 2005

Seaport

Alternate term for the city of Savannah, Georgia mainly used by African Americans on the westside.

Jazzy, where you at? Seaport.

by J- Skord July 4, 2008

stapler

a short range office weapon

if your boss comes in to your office and you have your stapler....

by apoi December 19, 2009

My Love is A Stapler

Japanese: Watashi no Koi wa Hotchkiss

A great song by the fictional band HTT (Houkago Tea Time or Afterschool Tea Time) from the anime K-On!.

Person 1: That guitar riff in My Love Is A Stapler is neat, right?
Person 2: It was a little tough to learn though....
Person 3: Cheh... it was way too easy....

by DarkIceDragon April 6, 2013