Stupid stapler

Someone who staples their papers so poorly that the teacher gets pissed and calls them out

Ted stapled his papers 5 times, so the teacher called him a stupid stapler.

by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015

Slip and Stamp

When you have dry mouth, so you shove your dick in your mailperson's mouth and then rub it on the stamp.

Shit dude, I had some insane dry mouth yesterday, so when I sent that letter I had to slip and stamp it.

by Kacheek55843 September 5, 2013

Stampy

A British gamer and youtuber who has gained over eight million subscribers.

Stampy is the living embodiment of a cake

by bambikippen July 10, 2017

Mushroom Stampede

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.

Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.

by Turdnuggetbluntman February 9, 2010

I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004

Dirty Sack Stamp

When you take a steaming dump in a pillow case (sack) and then smack an unknowing victim across the face leaving them utterly speechless.

Aaron was walking in from work when I surprised him with a Dirty Sack Stamp to the face.

by Autobot Hero April 29, 2009

yuppie food stamp

Twenty dollar bills, generally from automatic teller machines.

Joe Ryan stopped by the ATM and picked up some yuppie food stamps.

by saxicolous March 9, 2004