Starbucksians

Stabucksians are a whole classification of a group of people that enjoy shitty over priced liberal coffee

“Ew this coffee tastes awful, like something Starbucksians would drink out of a plastic Starbucks cup they’ve reused 12 times without washing, because they’re saving the planet.”

by Willowbananahammock March 11, 2023

starsucking

starsucking

way of life, going to posh hotels, resturants,shopping malls, etc.
and wasting money on fancy brand-name products and services,
just to look cool and trendy - generally practiced by
bailed out companies' executives.

fool, if you want to keep your head high
and pay your mortgage then stop starsucking and
switch to lazydaze lifestyle.

by Montu_R April 7, 2009

starbucksing

Its when two white girls start bawl at each other because of something that happened in StarBucks

Look at those whities over there starbucksing

by OtOEmIckhG November 29, 2017

Starbuckitess

When you are super extra and drink Starbucks every day that when someone offers a water you freak out because you forget what that taste like.

Wow Sarah is so basic, She obviously has Starbuckitess!

by Chicken nuggets.com May 4, 2018

starbucksing

Hanging out at a Starbucks for hours, nurturing a single drink, leeching electricity and free WiFi to get some work done, surf the net or just escape from the elements outside.

I had a four-hour layover at JFK last week -- I was starbucksing the whole time and actually got some work done.

by notanativespeaker February 21, 2019

starbuccaneer

A person who sits around in a cafe all day without spending much money, probably working on a laptop using the cafe's wifi.

"Wow, look at all those starbuccaneers in there!"

by Mushiking42 May 31, 2025