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stanley steamer

a machine that people rent after parties to get all stains out of carpets
how much is it to rent a stanley steamer, there's ash butts all over. Why didnt ppl use the ashtray?
by Dasec I mown April 26, 2006
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an act where one's partner shits on their dick and then proceeds to "Stanley Steam clean" their dick off via fellatio.
Sheila worked for Stanley Steamer for Pat last night in his car.
by Unethical Lawz October 18, 2014
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A Stanley steamer can be done one of two ways, 1) turn the AC up so it's cold in your place. Then take a shit on your victims chest. Your poo will be warm enough in the cold room to begin steaming. 2) take someone outside in the cold or camping. Con them into sleeping shirtless. Drop a hot one on their chest. Stanley would be proud.
I took Karyn camping and when she asked for the manager I took off her shirt, asked her to lie down and dropped a Stanley steamer on her chest.
by SirWonderBeard December 14, 2019
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The act of getting off in your partners bush and then proceeding to suck the goo from their pubic hair as if you were steam cleaning their crotch.
Lisa's bush was looking kind of rough today so i gave her a good ole Stanley Steamer.
by Zee Dubya Es May 24, 2009
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When a guy named Stanley takes a big shit in the middle of your living room rug.
Oh,Oh...dammit Stanley you're never drinking here again!!

That is just uncalled for.
by Elvis May 8, 2004
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When a man is receiving a blowjob from behind, between his legs, and he simultaneously farts and orgasms on the face of the blow-jobbing party, effectively filling the mouth with man's milk and the nose with putrid methane.

In the family of terms referring to lascivious, sometimes humorous sexual acts, i.e. hot carl.
Last Valentine's day, I delivered a potent stanley steamer to Julie.
by Christoph Sasylor February 26, 2008
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when a man takes a dump in a vaccume and sucks it in and hits the eject button onto partners face
George: Bob gave a stanley steamer to veronica
by jefforey mclongshaft May 10, 2011
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