stanley

stanley is the sexiest person you’ll ever see. if you are his friend you are extremely lucky because he will spoil you like 😮😡🤷 ♂️🫣🥰. he has a massive cock nd he loves to play lots of instruments. he is so nice, smart, sexy, cute, big cock. he’s just the most perfect human being ever.

“bro he’s stanley, he’s da goat of 2023”

by stanlol123 March 8, 2023

Stanley

The tornado in Super Smash Bros. on the Nintendo 64 that sucks you up and throws you in the Hyrule Castle level.

Freakin Stanley sucked me up again...there goes another life....

by Vitamin_Kid February 26, 2009

Stanley

A persistently annoying person. One who strives to succeed, and believes they will achieve success by being a douche.

Man, stop being a stanley, you're turning this party into a sausage fest.

by Dead Orchid January 5, 2011

stanley

the feeling of immense tiredness and fatigue

person 1: damn girl those are some saggy eye bags you got

person 2: I'm just mad stanley today. only got 2 hours of sleep last night

person 1: yah g I feel you, i been feeling mad stanley these past few days too

by melanatedman69creamerboy April 17, 2022

stanley

Short for "Stanley knife".

"You flash cockney bastards - YOU KNOW STANLEY"? (quote from Football Factory)

by neglesaks.dk July 15, 2008

stanley

A lard ass, who jiggles when he walks. He eats everyone's food and doesn't stop.

You've put on a lot a weight recently, you're looking like a bit of a Stanley

Did you eat all of my pasta, your such a bloody Stanley!

by truther23 June 8, 2018

stanley

Term used to describe someone who is a real tool.

"Jesus, why'd you have to bring that guy?"

"Seriously, Jen, he's a real friggin' stanley, ya know?"

by Ben63 December 8, 2006