Staniland Emitter

An Infinitely Dense Point(less) Source that emits Penis Isotropically ( equally in all directions)

ah, you seem to be confusing that with a Staniland Emitter.

by OfCom Radio Investigation Ser May 9, 2021

Ellie Staniland

Ellie is a professional doxxer, and will doxx anyone you want for £5

Guy 1: Hey bro I had an argument with John last night, I want revenge
Guy 2: Lmao just doxx him, Ellie Staniland can do it for you for a fiver

by AnonymousCoolKid69420 October 10, 2020

swagland

Greatest hive 'of scum and viliany'. A home to skrubs, wastemen and clapped-cunts.

Swagster: 'you can't handle our banter'

Me crewmen Weather: 'I will crush Swagland!'

by Swagster208 January 19, 2015

stangalang

A funny way of calling someone an autist

Random person: I like fidget spinners
Me: Eww dude, you must be a stangalang

by Havardisstangalang June 1, 2017

stingwand

A man whore who has no regard to women's emotion. He can also be a sly cheating man in a relationship with their significant other.

You know Steven, the guy you are dating, well hate to tell you but he is a stingwand.

by H.helenamg April 23, 2018

stanguardided

Out of breath, wanky

You look stanguardided.

by W-Woman333 February 13, 2018

Shankland

Shankland was a great man of the Scottish Computing Science Education department he was a funny guy who will always make you laugh he was a legend.

MR.SHANKLAND was sumboi

by anonymous May 20, 2019