A stang bitch is that 26 year old loser who drives a Fox body Mustang. The bitch trys to(unsuccessfully) stare down neighborhood kids. He revs his car in an atempt to intimidate 16-year-olds. But, when it comes down to throwin' hands, a stang bitch quickly drives away. The 26 year old then sends his mom down the steet to meadiate the situation.
WARNING: a stang bitch cowers when challenged, intense fear with or without tears follows any confrontation.

The mustang is typically driven to compensate for a five centimeter penis.

{loser in mustang approaches, makes eye contact}
*rev REEEEEEV*
"Yo stang bitch IMA BEAT 'JO ASS!"
..EERrrrrrrrrrrrttttt!!(sound of spinning tires as the bitchass flees the scene.

Stang Bitch by E. Willet February 5, 2008

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Stang Bitch

Person who drives a Mustang and is a complete asshole about it, usually over the age of 20 still living at home always revving at every person they see, mostly people much younger than them, some times angering them therefore causing them to spout profanities and other things causing the driver to become scared and to tell there mom.

Patrick: That Bryan guy is such a Stang Bitch

Stang Bitch by Brian E. January 9, 2009

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Stang Bangin'

(v) The Act of engaging in Sexual Activity while in a Ford Mustang

-Yo bro, how'd it go last night with Kayla after the party?

-haha funny story, we didn't even make it back to my crib, We were Stang Bangin' ^__^

Stang Bangin' by Senselesspath June 21, 2011

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stang gang

A group of Ford Mustang car enthusiast

The stang gang is down town today.

stang gang by Mr.901 stangafied G April 4, 2012

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