Stand up meeting

A meeting where the people are forced to stand, with an idea of keeping the meeting short.

Ironic, since its the manager that makes it a stand up AND controls how long the meeting is.
Mostly used to exert physical control over employees.

"Christ on a stick! He spent 30 minutes explaining his two paragraph email."
"Yeah, and he had the balls to make it a stand up meeting."

Stand up meeting by DevoutOccamist March 28, 2017

Stand-Up Coaster 

The Coaster where you stand up while to are on a coaster. However this ride WAS MADE BY SATAN HIMSELF. IF YOU RIDE THIS YOU HAVE A 94% CHANCE OF VOMITING AFTER YOU RIDE THIS. YOU NEED TO RUN AWAY FROM THIS ASAP

Guest 11037 said Stand-Up Coaster was terrible!

Stand-Up Coaster by CzechOutSlovakia11037 April 11, 2023

stand-up pissers 

It is a urinal. Not found in Womens washrooms.

The stand-up pisser has shit on it.

stand-up pissers by HyperactiveToothpick May 29, 2005

stand up double 

The act of getting to second base by grabbing a boob or boobs. Called a stand up because it refers to the upward direction on the human anatomy.

Jake hit a stand up double on the dance floor with that girl at the bar last night.

stand up double by Ryan Wooden February 17, 2009

stand up for yourself

your in a pokemon battle against your parents!! you choose the pokemon kid, kid has the moves cry, do nothing, stand up for yourself, and get beaten in the a two snakes. you choose stand up for yourself, stats are not very effective and 100% damage to yourself. thats childhood for you.

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stand up for yourself by NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM. February 8, 2022

Stand-up Fighter 

1. Dominated in every grappling class ever attended.

2. Can't grapple with another man without developing a shameful erection.

3. Once had a friend hold focus mitts... or spent a few seconds on a heavy bag.

4. Sprained wrist or separated shoulder doing the most rudimentary sparring exercises.

5. Had a lazy winter but plans to be back in shape in the summer.

Look at that bitch Red with his hands up in every picture... thinks he is MMA but that fool ain't nothing but a stand-up fighter.

Stand-up Fighter by Scorched Earth April 12, 2010

Stand Up Guy 

Someone who won't give up anything under interrogation.
Standing up to questioning.

Cop: Awright asshole, where'd you get that illegal substance?
Guy: I dunno what that is or how it got there. Never seen it before.
Cop: Oh yeah? We're gonna lock up up and throw away the key if you don't tell us where you got that stuff.
Guy: I don't know NOTHIN' about it!

Dig it, you are a stand up guy!

Stand Up Guy by Straight Shooter October 16, 2007