soapology

The science behind soap, typically used in soap manufacturing

Big foot went to college for a doctorate in soapology resulting in his soap business Dr. Squatch

by Doctor Bigfoot August 22, 2021

Simpology

The scientific study of simps and how to make them go as wild as a horny baboon with fictional characters.

I'm going to learn Simpology, just so I can out my friends as the dirty simps they are.

by MagicCauldron July 17, 2022

Statology

The study of states as systems of power using Sovietological methods: analyzing how states maintain legitimacy, manage internal dissent, project force, and reproduce their governing elites. Statology treats states not as neutral arbiters but as organizations with their own interests, internal factions, and ritualized procedures. It examines the security apparatus, the bureaucracy, the legal system, and the educational system as interlocking mechanisms of control. Unlike traditional political science, statology assumes opacity and deception as normal features of state behavior, requiring the interpretive skills of the Kremlinologist.

Example: “His statology of the US national security state showed how ‘emergency powers’ have become permanent, creating a parallel government that operates outside constitutional checks—a state within the state.”

by Abzugal April 2, 2026