JOHN STAMOS

The talk of the internet, used in place of john cena

And his name is john STAMOS!

by 60 cents a day child June 15, 2016

John Stamos

While taking a large shit you leave a skid mark of turd on your ball sack.

"Oh man the other day I took a shit so big I gave myself a John Stamos."

by theproudllama July 30, 2009

John Stamosos

Inventor of Apple. Propa goat, propa memer, can crank on kids, wants to join your culture because he's a goat. He touched his own leg at 5 years old.

John Stamosos

by vipzhere September 24, 2019

john stamos

a synonym for the the word fuck, but only in situations where fuck is an exclamation.

it may be used as an adjective, but not as a word ending in -ing.

"ahhh damnit god john stamos i just got my mom pregnant"

"really man, that's sick."

"yeah i know john stamos made me do it"

"oh john stamos john stamos john stamos i think i got my mom pregnant too this is crazy."

"ahhhh john stamos dude! oh no just wait, it's cool, our moms are hot"

"yes it is fine then"

by jarchrist December 11, 2007

Stamos

A Synonym for cool. its roots trace back to the late 1980's or early 1990's when the television show full house was popular.sweet

Dude, My parents just bought me this totally Stamos new car.

He is so stamos!

by John May 6, 2004

Stamos

A slang word for sex or fucking.

Derived from John Stamos, most well known for portraying Uncle Jesse who of course went out and banged many ladies. Also He was married to Supermodel Rebecca Romijn, so a lot of sex went on.

Noun: Hey, Want to go have Stamos?
Verb: I went home and Stamosed her good.

by PittKapS04 September 15, 2005

Stamosin'

Obsequiousness in the presence of muscleman/popular celebrities. AKA hulk hogan, Shaquille, J-lo, or other steroid pumped up athletes...soccer, NFL, mma.

"Dude, did you see the staff Hollywood little people backstage when Dolf-fucking-Lundgren walked in?"
"They were totally
Stamosin'

I was Stamosin' when the wrestling king of north Madison WI, bought a few groceries at my local grocery store and stood behind me in line to check out when I was picking up some top ramen.

by Dingleball December 28, 2016