'Stiffie time' is slang for masterbation, but can also mean: time for a root, when something is really hard, or if your fucked up on valium and beer. This word is from the stiffie family.
What time is it?! STIFFIE TIME!
"Dude that bitch just took $250! No stiffie time tonight.
Why is it always stiffie time before I wake up?
I'm so bored right now, think I'll watch some jenna jameson movies and have a stiffie time.
"Dude that bitch just took $250! No stiffie time tonight.
Why is it always stiffie time before I wake up?
I'm so bored right now, think I'll watch some jenna jameson movies and have a stiffie time.
by StiffieSteve September 6, 2005
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by RegSquad November 7, 2011
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A wonderful drinking game. To beer staff, simply drink a beer. Then, duct tape the empty can to the bottom of your next beer. Tape that empty beer to the bottom of the two cans. Keep doing this to form a staff made of beer cans. A BEER STAFF.
by Robbie Bourne December 13, 2006
Get the beer staffing mug.Albeit an older definition, a staffer is a person who works for a company, group, organization, etc. So basically an older way of calling yourself an employee.
Random guy: What do you do in life?
Random guy 2: I'm a proud staffer at Sega! I get to make Sonic games!
Random guy: Wow! Congratulations!
Random guy 2: Thanks!
Random guy 2: I'm a proud staffer at Sega! I get to make Sonic games!
Random guy: Wow! Congratulations!
Random guy 2: Thanks!
by 1supermiguel January 13, 2015
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by Stone-Cold_Psycho September 21, 2018
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Them: what’s this for?
You: it’s national stuffie day
Them: ohhh cool thank you😊
Them: what’s this for?
You: it’s national stuffie day
Them: ohhh cool thank you😊
by Neyski2020✌🏾 July 1, 2020
Get the Stuffie day mug.The stiffie a man gets when talking about a boring topic that only excites him.
Also the boner a man gets while discussing his male mentor.
Could refer to someone talking about their experiences on the USS Stockham.
Also the boner a man gets while discussing his male mentor.
Could refer to someone talking about their experiences on the USS Stockham.
"Talking about the human visual model gave the professor a stockham stiffie."
"As the man recounted his early years of training with his famous mentor, he got a stockham stiffie."
"As the sailor talked about his experience on the USS Stockham, he got so excited he developed a stockham stiffie."
"As the man recounted his early years of training with his famous mentor, he got a stockham stiffie."
"As the sailor talked about his experience on the USS Stockham, he got so excited he developed a stockham stiffie."
by Robert Trebor October 7, 2007
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