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Knife stabber

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A knife stabber is someone who hate knives both mentally and physically.

It really hurts the knives feelings, so don’t stab them with with your mean words

Don’t#Hate#Knives they have #feelings too
Knife hater: knives suck
Non knife hater: hey, don’t stab the knives with your harsh word, knife stabber
Knife hater: excuse me?
Non knife hater: K N I F E S T A B B E R
by DooperBooper June 12, 2018
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enterprise back-stabber

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One who stabs yer back, yet professes to not do such things. Occurs in enterprise IT environments particularly in the south eastern region of the U.S.
Dude enterprise back-stabber told on me for circumventing the firewall! What an asshole.
by xl0 August 23, 2004
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poo stabber

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The act of a male pounding another males asshole with so much force that he literally stabs the other man's poo with his penis. After he takes his penis out of the other man's asshole, the other man might suck off the poo and make the man cum at the same time.
"dude, dave so so hammered last night he poo stabbed the dog"
"cool"
by groggsman April 29, 2004
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Cullowhee Back Stabber

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When a fraternity member ejaculates on the back of a sorority member. Only when he finds her to be passed out after a party.
1. (Male) Dude, that bitch was so drunk last night she passed out before we could fuck. I had to give her a Cullowhee Back Stabber.

2. (Female) I got so hella wasted last night, I woke up with a Cullowhee Back Stabber.
by WCUD-Nasty April 17, 2009
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shit stabber

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One who stabs shit.A homosexual.
You know, Patricia…Al, he’s not had a proper girlfriend!

AL LOOKS EMBARRASSED.

Imagine this – thirty three and still no girlfriend! I used to weep at night, thinking he might be a Mary Queen!

PATRICIA:
American?

POP:
No! A Mary Queen! A poof! A shit-stabber!
by Robo the gay October 14, 2003
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stabber fry

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A crispy, pointed french fry used to spear other fries for use in dipping in ketchup. Originated as a way to keep ketchup off your fingers.
There were so many small fries at the bottom of my order that I needed to use a stabber fry to dip them in the ketchup.
by Joost Becker June 30, 2006
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