Stallone It

Looking something up because of how impossible or absurd it sounds.

The name comes from the Sylvester Stallone story of how he sold his dog for $150 in desperation, because he was flat broke and needed funds to pursue getting his Rocky screen play purchased and getting the lead role in the movie. After he got the script sold, he re-purchased the dog from the guy he sold it to for $15,000 and had to cast the guy in Rocky as part of the deal.

So the story goes...

Is it true? Stallone it to find out

by Burney Crew September 7, 2012

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Bearded Stallone

When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag

"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"

by Wife Training & Future Pat April 14, 2009

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Stalloned

When an individual has become so intoxicated, usually with a combination of alcohol and marijuana, that they begin to resemble Sylvester Stallone in speech and appearance.

Symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.

Onlooker:"Hey everybody, Joel is Stalloned!"

Joel: "Meh.... Dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?..... Yo Adrian... uuuuh... beer"

by ThaMoxie February 18, 2010

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DayZ StandAlone

A game that will stay in alpha forever.

Mike: After 45 years this fuckin game is still in alpha! I have played Arma fuckin 17 DayZ mod and that already has more stuff in it!!

DayZ StandAlone Devs: Ok guys update 0.657 is out! Beta should be out next summer!!

Mike: "Gets bleach and proceeds to drink it"

by Sincere Viperrr YT April 15, 2016

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