Jim Screechie

is used in Jamaica, Barbados and the wider Caribbean. Jim Screechie is used to describe a man who is in a sexual relationship with a woman who has a husband or boyfriend. Secret love.

man: me wanna cum link

girl: i have a man...unless yuh wanna play Jim Screechie!
man: tek de bagga jim screechy ting enuh!...on my way.

by khitty katt November 23, 2010

Sreehari

An absolutely amazing person with a great sense of humor. They are complete ladies men and they have nothing to worry about when it comes to dick size. Many women would die to be noticed by a Sreehari. All in all they are total gods.

I wish I was Sreehari

by lolinator0987 November 9, 2019

speech 100

Speech 100 when combined with high charisma basically makes you able to convince anybody to do anything

I used my speech 100 to get that guy to give me one of his doughnuts

by Speech 💯 man April 21, 2018

steeched

Really high off of marijuana.

Last night I just got steeched and watched Chappelle.

by Killa Kizzle June 13, 2005

Screeching Locust Blow

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.

I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.

by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010

Speech to Stroke

When the use of speech to text technology results in a text (sms) message or email that reads as if the person typing it was having an ischemic stroke.

Ray: Where you at?
Jimmie: just vent 2 zoom moon sand bubble in iraq
Ray: You ok, man?
Jimmie: yes, srry, speech to stroke. *Just went to the bathroom and be right back*

by El Jquan2 January 22, 2021

Hate speech

Any phrase uttered by someone who isn’t a democrat

Republican: (anything)
Democrat: get out of here with that hate speech you bigot

by Ty54 January 9, 2021