squoze

the correct past tense of squeeze

you just squoze that out of me!

by sweetnesssweetcheeks October 6, 2009

squozed

past tense of squoze. The acting of something being squeezed.

I could go for some fresh squozed lemonade.
He squozed my fingers so hard almost broke my hand.

by thatguy4075 March 3, 2011

squoze

the past tense of squeezing

I squoze past the car.

by wettjam June 20, 2007

squoze

The wrong way to say squeeze in the past tense.

I would rather be squoze than squeezed any day.

by 2654865 March 15, 2010

squoze

V., Past tense of squeeze

I squoze the sweet potato to see if it was done.

by ahk1188 December 4, 2009

Squoze

Squoze (verb, past tense of “squeeze” in a parallel universe)
1. The act of squeezing something so hard that grammar itself gave up.
• “I squoze the ketchup and it painted the ceiling.”
2. What happens when hugs go from “aww” to “I can’t feel my ribs.”
3. Linguistically, the cousin of “yeeted” and “brung”—bold, unapproved, and proud.

Usage:
“I squoze the toothpaste so hard, I summoned minty regret.”

by AbsurdWalrus May 1, 2025

squoze

The inability to sufficiently squeeze all the juice out of a piece of fruit.

I squoze the orange into my strawberry smoothie and could not taste the citrus burst.

by Cool Ethan! January 18, 2010