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squirting jam into a donut

ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)
Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.
by Jake March 23, 2004
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squirting snake

When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out
Yo man me and Stacey ended Last night with a squirting snake my dick has been on fire since
by Ted kazzy April 13, 2022
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Squirting Jeremiah

When a girl ejaculates out of her vaginal canal on a windsheild of a car.
hey girl we can step outside and u can give my car a little squirting Jeremiah
by E to the Lijah June 10, 2010
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Squirting Linda

A female that has an enormous amount of ejaculate gushing like “Old Faithful” from her vaginal opening every time an orgasm is reached.
"I had to wear a safety goggles while I was muffin munching…When she came her Squirting Linda damn near took out an eye when I gave her head last week!"
by Uncle Shecky April 2, 2008
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Squirting Cucumber

It's a cock, one that squirts a particulately large amount of semen as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cucumber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word
You: Yo, mike you see that chick last night?

Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face
by DavidThatNiggerHaterFromAirG February 20, 2011
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squirting melon

The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.
Honey please keep your squirting melon away from my coffee!
by fruit salad May 13, 2005
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squirting september

(Same as Destroy Dick December) you must squirt the amount of times as he say it is
You girls getting ready to start squirting September?
by Annskd December 1, 2017
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