Squimp

A tiny baby penis that you can barely see kinda like a baby penis

My friend has a squimp
My mom sucks in squimps
Please get your squimp away from me

by Dr.OldManJenkins January 2, 2019

Squimp

Boring person who like to obsess over a girl to get something but in the end get nothing because he’s lame

"Dude look at him, still on that girl, what a squimp."

by Hdhsjshsau June 5, 2020

Squimp

A person who is obsessed with someone purely platonically
A combination of the word "squish" (platonic crush) and "simp"

Person 1 "My homie is so cool. Like I dont want to suck his dick, but if he asked me to, I would, cuz I just respect him that much"
Person 2 "You're a squimp"

by Naruball July 30, 2022

squamps

the best band in texas

Yo you going to see squamps tn?

by anonymous October 18, 2022

Squimsters

Big eyed jelly worms that borrow in dirt, Often seen, hunted, or pets on or near LEAFborn.

Stay away from them Squimsters, you know what happened the last time.

by anonymous December 11, 2022

Squimped

Squimped is like the older brother of scrunlky. A person who is Squimped up is likely weird in an undetermined way not a gobin type way but more like a rat who likes to skateboard kind of way. Squimped people are the shit and are so cool.

"Dude this guy is absolutely squimped up!"

by Eeby_deeby April 28, 2023

Squimping

When you spit in a guy’s foreskin and rub it around with the spit inside.

- Me and Marla went to squimpville last night, if you know what I mean.

- I don’t know what you mean, what is squimping?
- She pulled back my foreskin, spat in it, closed it, then rubbed it around. You’ve seriously never squimped before?! What a prude!

by gregory3boobs July 5, 2024