Squawking Penis

A little boy that wanders around whilst crying and moaning for absolutely no reason.

Boy :"wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, wahhhhhh"

Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"

by Fudbringer January 29, 2014

Squawked

To give sexual satisfaction to a girl or boy so great that it causes the individual to make bird calls from the euphoric feeling of pleasure.

"Dude I totally squawked Linda last night, it was so choice."

by J.1 May 13, 2010

Squawk 7500

A code used by airplanes to say that there is an imminent hijacking. They do so by resetting their transponder to 7500.

Airplane Pilot: *squawks 7500*
ATC: oh shit shoot him down
Other ATC: why tho
ATC: he used his transponder to Squawk 7500
Other ATC: ok

by Veteran Bandit September 9, 2020

Squawk Box

A sexual act in which a man noses a girl in her box

He gave her squawk box, he wont be able to smell anything but smelly vagina for weeks!

by Bobb89 October 19, 2007

Squid Squawk

Verb
1. When a person talks using obscure sexual jokes.
2. Sexual undertones.

Person 1 - I love white chocolate truffles
Person 2 - Don't you love it when the white stuff oozes in your mouth?
Person 1 - YES! nom nom nom
Person 3 - Aha you just got squid squawked. He meant jizz!

by S.MF.L January 24, 2011

The Squawking Gull

A cocaine laced Marijuana cigarette commonly called a coke joint. During early transatlantic voyages, night watchmen would often smoke their marijuana cigarettes laced with cocaine to stay alert, yet when caught by the captain they would be given the lash. while receiving their punishment they would SQUAWK like a SEAGULL. Hence the term Squawking Gull.

If Billy keeps smoking "The Squawking Gull", the captain will really give him something to squawk about.!! Arrgghh!sqwuaking

by Learned Folk. July 16, 2013

Squawk block

A squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have sex, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.

Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.

Jeff: So how'd the date with Meghan go? Did you bang?

Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.

Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?

Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!

Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.

by HelpImBeingEatenByAChinchilla! June 24, 2016