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Squatch

The patchy hair that grows on the nape of the neck where hairline begins to fade away.

The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.
Hey man you need a haircut. Your squatch is looking pretty bad.”

“Hey babe, can you give me a squatch rub?”
by MaGiC48x January 13, 2022
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squatchee

What is the button on top of baseball hats? A Squatchee!
by Mr. Travis December 27, 2013
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Squatch-tard

A person who is simultaneously a Sasquatch and a Retard. This could be accomplished by having a very tall person who has retard behavior, or by having an abnormally tall person with retardistic facial expressions.
Sarah, stop propping your chin on the rim of the basketball goal, you're slobbering all over the net....Ya freakin' Squatch-tard.
by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009
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Swutched

When you accidentally press 'I' instead of 'U' or vice versa. It can lead to a lot of confusion and misunderstanding.
Person 1: hey man how are I?
Person 1: u*
Person 2: SWUTCHED!

Person 1: Did I get what I sent you?
Person 2: What? Are you drunk or something?
Person 1: Oh sorry, I swutched myself.
by SS4 Gogeta April 10, 2010
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Squatted Truck

A squatted truck is a truck that has a lift kit and the owner decided they weren’t gonna lift up the ass end of the truck or didn't have enough money for the full lift so the front of the truck is pointing up and the rear is pointing down.
Look at that squatted truck over there it’s a real peice of shit
by TheCarGuys December 5, 2019
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Strahm-squashed

IN BRIEF: Crushed, for real -- or for-real squashed, crushed squashed, smashed squashed.
NOTE: Strahm-squashed refers to Special Agent Peter Strahm getting squashed to death by the coverging walls at the end of Saw V as Hoffman safely looks on in the glass box (Strahm thought he trapped him in), which lowers into the floor for safety as the walls in the room begin to close, making Strahm trapped, as a result, mangly squashing him to death.

Unfortunately, Strahm failed to hear out the whole tape when when the tape told him to get in the glass box to save his life, causing Strahm to ignore the rule, as a result, making him fail the test, causing his fate. To tell you the truth, he was death-trapped anyway, whether it was the glass box or the converging walls.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 5, 2010
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snatched

A term used to describe someone or something in a positive manner. Snatched means looking good and on point.
Friend: Did you see her makeup?!
You: Yes!! She’s snatched girl!!
by alt.Acro.and.cheer July 13, 2019
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