Sperglord

Someone who feels the need to be correct and validate themselves by stating facts or truisms regardless of circumstance, despite being completely socially inept at gauging exactly how much of a nobgobbler this makes them.

World of Warcraft Player: Quit being a sperglord.

Sperglord: <googles sperglord, doesn't like what he sees, and missing the point entirely, adds a less self-condemning definition (tagging "truth") which just makes him look like an even bigger sperglord>

by lolsperglords November 8, 2011

Splurge

To spend money freely with no remorse and very little consequence to your bank account.

Master P splurges when he goes to the Ferrari dealership.

by Jordan King October 29, 2005

Splurge Club

A club in which a group of women get together for drinks, snacks, and possibly games. The ideal is twelve women, and each month each woman puts in a certain amount of money that will be won by one person. The draw pool begins with everyone's name in it, and each time someone wins their name is taken out of the draw. Everyone wins the sum of money once a year.

I'm going out tonight with the girls from Splurge Club!

by for_all_the_women April 18, 2010

Spergg

A non conformist gender fluid that does not identify as male or female, nor does it identify themselves as being a mortal being of the Homo sapien race.

That big nosed guy says he's too smart to be a human. He says he's not even mortal because he says he lives forever. If he's neither human nor a mortal being, he can't really have a gender. He's neither Male or Female, just a Sperm and an Egg wandering the world. That thing over there is a Spergg.

by Ripper jack November 15, 2021

spergin

The act of doing something an Asperger's person would do.

Why does he keep repeating himself and staring at her? He's totally spergin'.

by Colintheaspie January 11, 2008

snurgle

The last few bites of any food item that you may be willing to share.

"Are you going to finish that snurgle?"

by LFReD November 26, 2007

Spergatory

When a discussion on the internet has devolved so far beyond the threshold of rational discussion, that it is completely, and utterly impossible to bring it back to normality. Reason and fact have been replaced with irrational anger and fanboyism. The only way to fix such a situation is to purge it;
That is, to remove the thread.

Frank: Hey, have you been to <insert internet forum here> lately?
Johan: No, Frank, I heard that place dropped into Spergatory two years ago.

by TumorousCock February 23, 2011