spud 

When a turd causes toilet water to splash onto your butthole.

“That turd made a big spud!”

spud by Big Spudinsky March 13, 2022

spud 

noun: A person, usually male, who is not all there

"Get your fingers away from that chainsaw ya spud"

spud by MCAVgirl October 28, 2013

Spud 

1. Someone who is in a constant state of being dirty or unhygienic, so much so that the person is usually left out of physical and/or social activities in fear that the spud will cramp there style. 2. Used to describe an ugly or unattractive person.

1. "have you seen that new kid today?" "what the one that smells like shit?" "Yeah, what a spuuuud"

2. "Woah look at that Hotty!" "WHAT!!?, dude, she's spud"

Spud by pseudonym321123 November 9, 2010

Spud 

When a person does a silly and/or funny action is commonly referred to as a spud.

"Haha you're such a spud John"

Spud by Spudlife October 22, 2017

Spud 

An attractive special ed kid, a stud sped, a spud.

Wow Ryan sure is a spud!

Spud by ShyneLovesRats June 6, 2018

Spud 

If someone gets a haircut that is considered bad they may be considered a spud as in they’re haircut is so bad they are ultimately compared to a potato

James: sometimes i just feel like i look like a bit of a spud.
Adam: (sarcastically) whaaaaaat no way

Spud by no.u.fam October 12, 2018

Spud 

Typically used to describe a stupid person, however the they're just hiding the doctor spudnik from you. dont trust 'em

p1 : yo your stupid af u spud
p2 : nah why u buying into that conspiracy. DOCTOR SPUDNIK IS REAL

Spud by TheBananananananannanana July 14, 2020