Spooge Monkey

One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".

I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.

by gmonk March 12, 2003

spoogebeast

A tough and virile man. Renown for his sexual prowess and potency. Enormously attractive to women and envied by lesser men.

Jane: I'm exhausted and can barely walk after spending all last night having sex with Mick!
Mary: Yes, he did me the night before. Mick sure is a spoogebeast!

by Mick_SB July 13, 2007

spooge master

One who has perfected the fine art of shooting ejaculate. A woman squirter or a man that can aim and hit any target, ie. ass, lips, eye, mouth, nipples.

I've seen Ike shoot spooge over one girl and hit another girl right in the eye. He is the greatest spooge master of all time!

by Debonaire1 January 17, 2008

spooge

n. slang word meaning semen

v. to ejaculate

n. 'He got spooge on his towel'

v. 'I love to spooge over a hot guy'

by vowelmeister November 25, 2003

spooley

the spooley bit of a spoon

there are two parts to a spoon, the long part you hold it by and the spooley bit

by ALVIN September 2, 2004

Spooge-a-matic

Adjective for female who is so fucking hot that she deserves no less than instantaneous ejactulation in response to her appearence. Extremely rare.

OMG! She's spooge-a-matic! Ah shit, I've got to go and change my drawers now.

by Octothorpe May 3, 2005

Cougar Spooger

One who actively hunts for, or tries to make himself prey of, cougars, as he enjoys the maturity of an older specimen.

Tony said he was going shooting for a cougar again tonight. I swear that guy's just a cougar spooger, forget any chicks our age.

by Jibba22 August 16, 2008