spokescunt

1) Who you end up speaking to when you call your brother and he won’t come to the phone.
2) What picks up the phone before the answering machine can get to it.

Your call has been intercepted by the spokescunt. Everyone is home, but nobody with any balls is here to answer your call. You can’t have the money because I am busy spending it. I know what’s best. If you have additional money for me to spend, please press one and the spokescunt will spend your money in the order in which it was received. Thank you for calling. Goodbye.

by genius-girl October 9, 2009

trump spokesperson

noun

1. A person who is engaged in an impossible and pointless task they know is impossible and pointless, yet they continue trying in spite of the hopeless futility. Not limited to speaking as the representative of another or others.

2. A trumpian task, often contradicted in part or in whole by a trumpian slip.

As the unstoppable asteroid hurtled through space, fixated on it's terrestrial final destination, many trump spokespersons scurried about building mud and straw fall-out shelters in attempt to survive the impact.

by CrewmanNumber06 May 18, 2017

Non Attorney Spokesperson

Any voiceover person on television who pitches lawyer ads with big legal words promising "large cash awards" for your pain, even though they really don't know what the law is nor do they care what happens to you.

I am a non attorney spokesperson. *akward pause*

"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."

by Warlord Xenu February 26, 2010

Spokane Gangster

White young male high school age from a 100% white community, acting "ghetto". Driving 87' Chevy Beretta with one hubcap and windows down. Blasting Jay-Z etc.

Marc is acting like a true "Spokane Gangster".

by PiwoWarka April 27, 2009

Spokey

An informal way to tell someone to off them self

You should spokey yourself NOW. - SmallRankHolyFigure

by Train Le Dumbass October 28, 2021

Spokane, Wa

A place where white people think they are black, and black people wish they weren't.

Spokane, wa....enough said

by King of da Blumpkins9 March 5, 2010

Spokanigger

A black resident of Spokane, Washington. Spokaniggers are easily distinguished from the much more common Spokanite by their color, which is brown instead of white. Spokaniggers can easily be spotted at Hoopfest or at Northtown Mall. Spokaniggers are known to refer to themselves as “SpokaniggAs” or “SpoKANGsters” depending on the context.

“A Popeye’s in Spokane would be far more profitable than the Popeye’s in Post Falls. That’s because we have so many Spokaniggers running around everywhere. A Spokane Popeye’s would be a Spokanigger magnet. Popeye’s chicken is catnip for Spokaniggers, basically. Oh well, I guess they’ll have to settle for KFC.”

by AkshuallyJoshua May 30, 2020