Splorch

Food that is pre-processed and comes in a can, box or bag. Of dubious nutritional value, taste and may cause gastrointestinal distress. But it is CHEAP. Named after the sound it makes when it comes out of it's container.

You know that boy's a bachelor, nothing but beer in the fridge, pizzas in the freezer and splorch in the pantry.

by TM 9-2320-280-10 February 5, 2019

splorpie

Splorpie s-plohrp-ee is defined as an adjective describing a person exhibiting very "monkey-like" behavior, or an adverb describing an action as "monkey-like" or abnormal in nature. Synonyms for splorpie are crazy, deranged, demented, wild, nutty, nuts, mad, absurd, ludicrous, sporadic, abnormal, and ridiculous. Acceptable synonyms can also be unhinged or unstable.

Hey, I saw that guy flinging his feces at people on the subway again. That guy's always been pretty splorpie.

by Tropicarus May 28, 2021

splurpin

Burping with a stomach full of cum.

"After a long Night of sucking cock and swallowing thick African American loads Evan knew "Splurpin" was inevitable "

by Big Fat Wildo December 12, 2013

Sploopy

A sploopy is when your dads accountant has a massive orgy with you entire collective family during the month of Ramadan

Hey did you hear that I’m having a sploopy today?

by anonymous December 6, 2020

Shlorp

The most slushiest watery slimy sucking sound.

"Whenever my dog drinks it's always a shlorp."

by MrBoyGuyMan February 11, 2023

Shlorp

the term used for consuming soup. because eat and drink don’t fit right.

do you shlorp soup?

by bombee February 23, 2021

'splorin'

The act of exploring with no direction or educational value.

Nick and Joe went 'splorin' around the first floor of the old school.

by Pavel Estonia October 8, 2008