kabloinky sploinky

A polite way to say fuck.

Guy 1: "I'm gonna kabloinky sploinky your mum mate"
Guy 2: "..What?"
Guy 1: "Search it up on Urban Dictionary.."
Guy 2: "Oh."
*awkward silence*
Guy 1: "So how was work?"

by real jesus h christ almighty June 2, 2023

sploingus

The very definition of a chivalrous, selfless, heroic, and honorable man.

The type of man to jump in front of an armless, legless orphan to shield them from a hail of bullets.

person 1: "You know that guy in the movie The Thin Red Line who dies at the end? Real sploingus, always liked that character."

person 2: "Why are you telling me this in a wendy's bathroom, i've never even met you."

by Swaglord55 February 8, 2022

SPloink

To do what no mans has done before.....

you just sploinked it... and a splink was apprehended...splink

by the connection May 4, 2003

Yoinky Sploinky

A word used to describe a genre of dancing.

Going to hit that Yoinky Sploinky.

by thatsploinky April 7, 2022

Yoinky Sploinky

A dab pen

“Ay did you bring your yoinky sploinky?”

“Let me hit that yoinky”

by Ummcheese October 17, 2021

Yoinky sploinky

A male climax reached through a handjob

Ay bro. Did Debra make you yoinky sploinky last night?

by Jake State Farm April 7, 2021

sloinks

abbrv. of asalamalaikum

sloinks! how goes it?

by shakir hasnain January 15, 2008