Slup-Slitch Nation occurs when the majority of the girls in a particular school, college, or work environment tend to spend thier days gettin' laid along while bitchin' to other girls about thier skanky ways of life.
Slara says, "Madison Central is Slup-Slitch Nation!" while Mrs. Macdonalds strongly disagrees.
Johhny Boi said college is offical Slup-Slitch Nation now that Katie started living on campus.
Johhny Boi said college is offical Slup-Slitch Nation now that Katie started living on campus.
by Everybodywangchungtonight. March 26, 2011
Get the Slup-Slitch Nation mug.A person who has the option of going out with friends but instead makes the bizarre yet conscious decision to remain indoors for the night to indulge in activities involving sweatpants, Funyuns, a High Definition television or all three simultaneously. Many times the subject cannot establish a decent justification for his or her actions (ie. citing poor weather conditions) and instead fumbles with their words and mannerisms, often speaking in senseless sentence fragments and avoiding eye contact entirely. Attempts at pleading with them to “just come” and/or “stop being gay” somehow exponentially worsen the situation and furthers the individual’s unresponsiveness.
Person A: Why the heck aren’t you guys dressed? Everyone’s leaving in 5 minutes.
Person B: Huh? I don’t even… how come when… just chill. (rips open Funyuns bag)
Person C: This movie has Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac in it so like… (kicks off shoes)
Person D: Freezing outside… (whips out penis)
Person A: You're all textbook spitches and I don’t even know why we’re friends.
Person B: Huh? I don’t even… how come when… just chill. (rips open Funyuns bag)
Person C: This movie has Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac in it so like… (kicks off shoes)
Person D: Freezing outside… (whips out penis)
Person A: You're all textbook spitches and I don’t even know why we’re friends.
by NotSully April 18, 2010
Get the spitch mug.This word appears in one of the songs in the movie "The Wizard of Oz" which describes how the cyclone dropped Dorothy's house onto the Wicked Witch of the East and killed her. It appears to denote some kind of unusual physical movement. An excerpt from the lyrics follows.
"The house began to pitch
The kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the wicked witch
in the middle of a ditch
Which
was not a healthy sitch-uation
for the wicked witch."
The kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the wicked witch
in the middle of a ditch
Which
was not a healthy sitch-uation
for the wicked witch."
by Rick Rosen November 23, 2004
Get the slitch mug.The clever combination of 'slut and 'bitch'. A girl or woman you can get into bed with little or no effort, however, after removing her from your home she becomes a bitch.
Perry: I pulled a right slut last night but she told my wife what I did the next day.
Harry: What a slitch.
Harry: What a slitch.
by flyharness February 2, 2009
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Get the Spitch mug.The Wizard of Oz refers to "the kitchen took a slitch" which means the whole house was lifted off the ground and thrown right back to the ground after traveling some distance, (whether a real or imagined distance), by a tornado, and the extent of the damage is not really appreciated until the munchkins sing about it. "The kitchen took a slitch". During the movie, we assumed that the kitchen, in Dorothy's house was just fine, even though it had sustained the damage caused by a tornado. After all, we are American Movie Fans, and we leave our logical brains at the door. Most of us never even heard the reference to "slitch" nor, if we did hear and understand that word, nor did we ever suscribe this element of insidiousness to it, if we did understand what "slitch" meant.
by Chris Broe December 16, 2007
Get the slitch mug.Verb. This means to send a video game character into a spasm by use of the game player doing so on purpose.
To splinch requires an online game or similar, controlled by keyboard, that uses characters that move using the arrow keys, or W,A,S,D, etc. Splinching is where the on-screen character is made to use both animations of two of the keys you press, at the same time, by pressing them simultaneously. this results in the character trying to move in both directions at once, causing a humerous animation.
Splinching can also be performed by use of a glitch. A user can cause the game to send the character into splinching by performing an illegal move.
Present: Splinching. Past: Splinched.
To splinch requires an online game or similar, controlled by keyboard, that uses characters that move using the arrow keys, or W,A,S,D, etc. Splinching is where the on-screen character is made to use both animations of two of the keys you press, at the same time, by pressing them simultaneously. this results in the character trying to move in both directions at once, causing a humerous animation.
Splinching can also be performed by use of a glitch. A user can cause the game to send the character into splinching by performing an illegal move.
Present: Splinching. Past: Splinched.
by Papplemanger October 17, 2008
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