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Spishak

The fake company invented by the writers of MAD tv to represent and parody those cheap infomercials and paid programming programmes you see on TV way late at night/really early in the morning that try to pass off unrealisticly cheap and unreliable products as good, safe, and quality products that are just too good to be in stores

Spishak commercials usually have:

-A repetitive jingle that cues once the Spishak guy appears
-Someone seriously maimed and bloodied up at the end
-Bad acting and saying things that make no sense
-A couple worried about an issue irrelevant to the commercial
-Pat Kilbane (or whoever the Spishak Guy is in the sketch) jumps out of nowhere claiming he can fix their problems
-The married couple claims "Spishak Man has saved our marriage!"

Spishak has created a plethora of stupid products, including:

Spishak Snoorpk
Spishak Mach 20 Razor
Spishak Hey It's Ovens For Kids Easy Bake Oven
Spishak Excuses Excuses Excuses Excuses '98
Spishak Bug Zapper Only The Bugs Are Deers Instead
Spishak Announcer: Has this ever happened to you?
David Herman as "Troubled Man": (Throws water on car) AHHh!
Spishak Announcer: No need to worry with new Spishwax carwax from Spishak! Spishwax is based on a highly scientific principal. Too difficult to understand but easy to a apply!
Troubled Man: (Throws water on car)
Spishak Announcer: See how the water beads? That's Spishawax protecting your car from water damage! Unforutnately Spishwax won't protect your car from:

Paint, Tar, Feathers, Guano, Shampoo, Conditioner, Wood Stain, Mahogany Wood Stain (Troubled Man just throws a can of wood stain at the car really hard), Eggs, Scrambled Eggs, Easter Eggs, Easter Rocks, Baseball Bats, Bowling Balls, Chum, Potted Plants, Jewish Weddings, Cat Litter, Neighborhood Kids, Chicken and Dumplings, Christmas Decorations, Cinder Blocks, Sledgwhammers, Sandwiches, Did we mention Baseball Bats?, Boat Anchors, And Wrecking Balls!

Spishak Announcer: So when you think of carwax...
Troubled Man: ...Spishak Spishwax from Spishak! The catalog says-
Angry Car Owner: HEY!!! WHAT’D YOU DO TO MY CAR!? HEY!!! (Chases Troubled Man)
Spishak Announcer: Spishak Spishwax, Remember: "It's just wax."
by Magic Jesus June 21, 2008
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drop splash

when you take a shit, it dunks into the toilet and splashes the tiolet water up your stuffs.(vagina, balls, butthole, etc)
Jenny: Dude, I tried to shit slowly so i wont drop splash, but it was so heavy I did it anyways!
Billy: I hate drop splashes!!!
by Bubbbaly November 8, 2011
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splashin' in your avenue

ejaculating in the vagina of someone's woman
Friend 1: Hey man I just saw Steve heading up to your girlfriend's place.

Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.

Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue
by TastesLikeLemons57 September 13, 2011
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spishing

when i finish fishing in spanish i will use the fish to fish for fish cuz fishing in spanish is to finish fishing, when the spish go spishing for the fish and the fish go spish.
spishing is spish
by gabcet April 3, 2021
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Splash Proof

To put toilet paper in the toilet bowl so no splash comes back while you're taking a shit.
Yesterday I took a huge shit but luckily enough I made the toilet Splash Proof.
by J-BAILS13 June 29, 2010
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Death Splash

While crapping in a port a potty a splash goes directly into the anus.
Mike ate a giant beef sandwich greasy onion rings and a chocolate shake.He was on the jobsite and needed to find the nearest facility NOW.He blasted \a turd the size of a small dog and the subsequent action was a direct death splash directly into his fully dilated bung hole.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 22, 2018
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Port-a-splash

The blue liquid water that splashes out of the toilet onto your ass when taking a shit in a port-a-potty.
Man i got port-a-splash yesterday at the fair. I had no choice, all the junk i ate forced me to take a shit in the port-a-potty.
by Coomdog January 11, 2017
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