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sniffing the paint

When you sniff a girls vagina so hard her pussy lips get sucked into your nostrils and she orgasms.
Jenna got drunk last friday and told her girlfriend's Garrett spent the whole thursday sniffing the paint.
by BigPapiDaddyGrande May 13, 2015
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paddle sniffing

The act of looking at your opponents screen or playbook in a video game to gain an advantage.

In football video games, paddle sniffing is achieved by trying to figure out your opponents play they're going to pick by looking at your playbook. In split screen games like Halo or Mario Kart, one paddle sniffs by looking at the action on their screen to be able to find them to fuck their shit up.

The ethics of Paddle Sniffing is quite controversial. Some argue that anything is on the screen is fair game to use to their advantage. Yet the majority opinion is that Paddle Sniffing is for pussies and is used only if the Paddle Sniffer sucks at the game and that's the only way to be able to win.

Paddle Sniffing is often times accompanied by extreme douche-baggery, whereas, major studs are usually known to never paddle sniff.
victim: You knew I was about to run the option, you Paddle Sniffing mother fucker. Grow up and run your defense like you know anything about football.

paddle sniffing dickhead: Hah, I totally paddle sniffed you being in that corner and that's how knew to snipe you there.
by beeps pa April 9, 2009
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George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs

Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.
I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023
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SPIFFING

Very posh and dated word meaning excellent, especially as used by upper-class toffs and rugger buggers.
I say, she's a lovely filly.
Oh yes, absolutely spiffing old chap.
by onandon August 28, 2005
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Splitting Logs

The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.
The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.
by shart master flex January 2, 2010
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splitting hairs

To argue about an inconsequential and trivial aspect of an issue
When you are accused of being forty-five minutes late for an appointment, you are splitting hairs to say that you were really only forty minutes late
by Rafael Nunes February 5, 2006
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sniffington

A name for a person whom sniffs and or enjoys sniffing. Can be used as a random expression; "SNIFFINGTON"!!
You are a great big sniffington.
by ellliza September 13, 2007
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