splitting the party

verb. When a party of characters decides to separate, usually to cover more ground, but sometimes because of divergent strategies and/or heated debate (PvP).

Usually denotes a problematic within roleplaying sessions, as splitting the party usually wastes someone's time unless a DM is ballsy enough to run two scenes in parallel.

Scooby Doo has hundreds of examples of "splitting the party," for example:

Velma Dinkley: trying to find Shaggy and Scooby I think we should split up.
Fred Jones: Good Idea!
Daphne Blake: I'll go with Beau.
Fred Jones: frowning Bad idea!

by vahouzn April 13, 2014

splicing the cat

term used for female masturbation

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey

by lilbeebo August 24, 2017

Squibbing

The state of being in which you are intoxicanted to such a great extent that you feel as if you're melting and therefore useless as a human .

'dude did you see Bedgie up there by the speakers?
'yeah man he was fucking squibbing!'

by Squibber23 November 21, 2019

Slibbins

Slibbins are the snow equivelant of grass clippings (clibbins). They will wreck your hawg.

HELL YEAH HOSS IM GONNA RIDE MY HAWG EVEN IF THERES SLIBBINS ON THE ROAD

by Castintoflames February 9, 2022

Compository Splicing

The act of taking apart a piece of written material, usually from the center of the work for editing. The edited section is then replaced into the piece, hopefully making the written work better than the original.

I absolutely DESPISE compository splicing; I can never do it without messing up somehow.

by Cetra October 9, 2008

Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

by Brunstwig March 11, 2013

Splitting lumber

Slitting the middle of your dick and having another dick inserted inside of the slit. While in the other dick this person then pisses into it so the other person will be able to piss out another persons piss.

Me and Eric were totally splitting lumber last night...

Yea i know ive heard that Eric is a total slut i heard he did Pb and J with DAN!

by Notkyle August 2, 2009