Splashback Arrester

Layer of toilet paper placed on top of the bog water to stop a splash soaking the arse crack from a falling turd. Guaranteed to prevent a Splashback Enema. Phrase derived from a device used in gas pipes called a Flashback Arrester to stop explosions.

Hey Stu, thanks for telling me about the Splashback Arrester, I did a hefty shit and for once I didn't get a jet of cold pissy bog water shoot up my arsehole.
No problem dude, glad I could help!

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

portugese splashback

The act of attempting to insert your penis into a clenched asshole before ejaculation. The result of which ends in the ejaculate ricocheting onto your own face.

I was so backed up last night that I ended up giving my wife a portugese splashback.

by Johnny goodtimes February 2, 2017

Slashback

Somebody who is going through a slashback remembers recurring times they've been hit or slashed by someone.

Poppi: ay guys I think I'm getting slashbacks
Ben: Dont ya mean flashbacks?
Poppi: No slashbacks!!

by Shrek-Tastic! March 28, 2019

European Splashback

When a female leans back on the toilet, causing her urine stream to splash back on her sensitive genitalia.

OMG!, I just gave myself a European Splashback Orgasm!

by redheadbass January 26, 2011

Splashback Baby

When you do a chick up the bum and then she gets preggers because the splashback went into her pee hole. the end.

' lets have sex'
'ohhh naaaaw we aint got no conDOMMMS!'
'wooo yay anal'
BOOM 9months later you got a baby, bitch.
aka - splashback baby

by i have huge nuts April 29, 2011

Splashback

a punk band in darlington the UK

Splashback are fucking shite

by Tylerjames November 14, 2007

acid splashback

when you do acid and crack your neck and get high again,

ted: what the fuck are you doin you almost hit that car
jack: dude i just had an acid splashback

by Cuck Hayta August 10, 2006